He’s 18 pounds and he sat on my chest. Send help. : cat

[–] Thedragslay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Enjoy your extra weighted furry blanket with rumble mode. You have attained human nirvana by reaching your ultimate purpose as a pillow.

[–] beard__hunter@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pray to the Cat ye mortal.....

[–] herbicarnivorous@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have prayed and am now constructing a Sphinx. Is this a normal side effect?

[–] beard__hunter@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You also need sacrifices..

[–] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Did you try thoughts as well?!

[–] ablackcatstail@lemmy.goblackcat.com 6 points 1 year ago

He's a big boi!

[–] ablackcatstail@lemmy.goblackcat.com 5 points 1 year ago

I love his whisker freckles too!

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pick up cat and give a hug, don't let go. The cat will soon leave you alone thinking ur weird for wanting such a long hug. Your cat might vary.

[+] Mdotaut801@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Innocent_Bystander@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The issue isn't just the 18 lb, it's that one tiny paw that they're putting all of that weight on, that just so happens to be resting on a rib, or worse between 2.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Cat per square inch is a good unit

[+] yuunikki@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] dudebro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It totally depends on the cat.

[–] harmonea@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some cats are just big, my dude. I've got an 8-month old Ragamuffin who's already 13 lbs / 6 kg. He's expected to grow past 20, it's normal for his breed.