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Still better than chrome...

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[–] ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social 196 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do you plan to do this with Firefox?
Yes and it will be named Poopenfartenfox.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] meekah@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

As a German I approve

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Scheißundfurzfuchs

[–] kryllic@programming.dev 32 points 11 months ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 112 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Theres a banner saying the latest build is broken. Perfection.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago

The notes are perfect, too!

Incredulity that someone is using their github project - gold!

[–] flicker@kbin.social 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Love that the blood is represented.

Period poops finally getting their horrible, horrible time to shine.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Or EscapeTheStall.com

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

All I want for Christmas is Poopenfartenfox

[–] nia_the_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This browser is the shit

Really just craps on all the competition

okay i'll see myself out

[–] glitches_brew@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So fast it'll leave skid marks on your desk!

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -5 points 11 months ago

Tokyo Drift: ChroShit Edition

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the new code of conduct lol:

  • disrespectful and unkind;
  • about random shit;
  • about the individuals involved, the the features and bugs.
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] chahk@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

Attention to the the detail.

[–] nastyyboi@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Oh boy, I'm crying. This thing is pure gold. Thanks for the laughs.

I lost it at the lutris script part on the github.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Uhh no, this is still better

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Cause it's brown.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

fucking awesome browser!

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Love the subtle ways the landing page is broken on mobile.

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

not any different from chrome right now

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

But not the one we need right now.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Fucking love it

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

How is this different from how Google administers Chrome already?

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think of the exact same thing when all these forks come up... Thorium, Vanadium, Bromite, Cromite and so on. Thorium incident is why I never trust these unnecessary forks. They remind me of shitty Linux distros and malware ridden 1337hax0r Windows modified ISOs.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Name a shitty Linux distro on the same level as standard Windows

[–] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Perfect execution of their intentions 🤣

[–] sheelps@kbin.run 4 points 11 months ago

garuda linux

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Windows is not a benchmark. Windows has its exclusive non-gaming uses over Linux, and so Windows cannot be shit. What can be shit though is lack of being able to do a task (Linux/MacOS), or the bloatware and spyware (Windows/MacOS), or horrible performance (KDE), or garbage UX/UI (primitive DEs/WMs).

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Windows lacking a basic, consistent, package manager for decades puts it significantly lower by default. Also you're blatantly a blind Linux hater because you didn't list Windows under your "lack of being able to do a task," and horrible performance (DWM.exe), and garbage UX/UI (literally any UI they've made since Windows 7).

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Don't worry: windows saw Choco and completely ignored it, to shit a completely incapable alternative into the public space.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am using Linux for the past 6 years, and am using Debian Stable. People like you are unreasonable extremists and are the reason why many people hate Linux community.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Why are you misrepresenting Debian then? I am calling you a hater because of you misrepresenting options, and no it doesn't matter if you use it if you're being disingenuous in conversation. Windows is a benchmark because people understand it and base their opinons on it. People like you are the reason they don't use Linux.

[–] HKayn@dormi.zone 4 points 10 months ago

People like you are the reason they don't use Linux.

Keep going like that and you'll see what the real reason is.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago

It is disgusting how deluded people like you can abuse the freedom to speak for vomiting all kinds of nonsense. It must have been easy joining Lemmy after Reddit exodus I guess, because I was one of the core people who helped build the platform you are using right now.