this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think they mean the husband rides the wife, which makes her a car, and she's a witch who rides a broom, which makes the broom a car. So you have a car using a car to wash a car

Come for the aneurysm, stay for the misogyny

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

So you have a car using a car to wash a car

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried to read this one for too long

[–] girl@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep thinking I almost have it, if I just read it one more time maybe it will make sense…

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Got it. He's referring to a car as anything being ridden.

The woman is a witch. The woman rides her husband Friday night when they have sex, rides her broom normally (because she's a witch),

And I think they're saying that the husband (a car) is using the broom(a car) to clean out the car(a car).

I just had to get that out

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I downvoted you for posting nonsense, and then saw the community name and changed my vote. People are strange.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So the wife is the witch riding the husband and the car?? That's as close as I came to deciphering it

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that makes the husband a car, hence him (a car) used the broom (a car) to clean a car.

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why does it have to be friday?

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well, she turned me into a car!

^I ^got ^better.