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Is this a cry for help? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 9 months ago by JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 56 points 9 months ago

One of my favorite search ads that appeared in the mid 2000s happened when I was bored. I searched "grandpa" without any context just to see what would come up, because I really was that bored. One of the ads that appeared was one of those where they just shove your search in the title verbatim so someone not paying attention might think it was what they wanted.

It said something like "Looking for grandpa? Find great deals here!" I don't remember exactly what the second part said, but the "Looking for grandpa?" part made me bust out laughing. I then started searching other random stuff to try and get something equally stupid, but it didn't capture me quite the same way. Either way, my boredom was alleviated.

[-] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

Grandpa died last week

And now he’s buried in the rocks

But everybody still talks about

How badly they were shocked

But me, I expected it to happen

I knew he’d lost control

When he built a fire on Main Street

And shot it full of holes

[-] cod@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I wasn’t expecting to read Bob Dylan lyrics in a memes community but I’m not disappointed

Great song btw

[-] it_is_soup_time@techhub.social 2 points 9 months ago

@Jamie @JammaJammaPJ This happened to me once when I was doing research on George Washington. I remember the ad saying “Search George Washington Death online at Target”

[-] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago

1000012774

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 40 points 9 months ago

It would have costed you nothing to not post this.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

But we're all richer for it.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 9 months ago

Those are some nice bobs

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I wanna see them titties giggle.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

AI'd be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I'm not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I know god doesn't exist because if he did he would have sent another flood.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

When I search for unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images, those unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images are exactly what I expect to find on my results.

Now, if God can provide me a direct link to some hot Sandy Cheeks porn then we're in business, otherwise he can jog on.

[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

I knew exactly what I was clicking on, yet i clicked anyway

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I'd forgotten that was a thing. :/

Also, I'm on mobile. That link was either a rick roll or Sandy Cheeks porn. Either way, why did I click that link?

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

What? No rick roll?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Post bobs and vagene

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

But seriously, the live action spongebob porn is one of the funniest things ever made!

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

That company does top notch parody porn.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you for resurrecting this memory in me.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

What's bing say? 😏

[-] 520@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

Result 1) Spongeknob Squarenuts

[-] ergifruit@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 9 months ago

i don't think god can help, at this point...

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