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[–] RyruGrr@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

[–] Tordtorden@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.

[–] The_Mixer_Dude@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago

I don't know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.

[–] Fihn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Watch the original and have a laugh again.

[–] orientalsniper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You shouldn't be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it's natural and all natural laughs are great!

Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

[–] weirdly_austin@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They should have used their poop knife.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

[–] Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

SLPT: When you're traveling, you can use your hand as poop knife.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

If you packed it in a violin case you'd be fine.

[–] ki77erb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I love a good poop knife reference.

[–] squidzorz@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All that matters is if she was proud

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

[–] allwalkienotalkie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The same thing happened to Jack Whitehall, or maybe it happened to neither of them? Or both of them?

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I blame water saving toilets.

[–] bootyberrypancakes@lemmywinks.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It felt most fitting here.

[–] embit@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ki77erb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For some reason I read that in Timmy's voice from South Park.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I posted this just 6 days ago and someone already reposted this lol: https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/586373

Edit: shit, our instance's web interface is down right now...

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is a beautiful old meme, clearly the favorite of many here.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

[–] plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

[–] Bukka@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This guy did the no poop challenge before it became popular

[–] Quaiche@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.

[–] echo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he found the one swedish person who doesn't speak english

[–] Philolurker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn't think to try.

[–] RogueTyre@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I award with the highest honour I can afford. My only saved post on lemmy.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭

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