[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago
[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What they are saying is that Apple is now fine with people repairing their own devices because the cost of the equipment/parts to replace parts in their own devices likely is more expensive than the average Joe is willing to sink into a DIY project, with none guaranteed results, as opposed to just send it to Apple for a repair.
Sure people can now send it to a third party for a fix but if the cost for a repair at a third party shop is marginally lower than an Apple repair, Apple is betting that a customer will likely choose them vs. a third party. Apple will be gatekeepers over NEW replacement parts for their devices so it’s a win win win for them. They win if you buy their parts to replace parts, they win if you take it to a third party and you buy their parts and they win if you take it to Apple for service and repairs.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

Everyday we are one step closer to the plot of Demolition Man. I cannot wait to taste some boosted Taco Bell.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Lol, no thanks.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The dude has always seemed so smarmy to me so hearing this really isn’t that surprising. I’m happy they’re getting their comeuppance but doubt it will be as much as they deserve.

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