Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good thing I’m a metal head in a band called ‘Scissors’.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Battle of the bands is gonna be bangin

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, we really shred.

Also, totally down to get smashed by some hot rocks too.

[–] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 3 points 1 year ago

Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Play some deep cuts.