Dad Jokes

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Today is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card. (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She wrote inside: "You're the best parents I ever had".

I'm so proud of her.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Presumably, they're the only parents she's ever had.

I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don't like that I'm the meanest Dad they'll ever have....

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta love the well-ordering principle!