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Especially appropriate since every piggy's goal in life is to become the most rotund specimen. I imagine this one's fitness goals involve him being the biggest ballsack in existence, with four little legs sticking out of the side and a food hole in the front
Fun fact: Guinea pigs display dominance by shaking their ass menacingly. They have no depth perception, so they make themselves look bigger by waving their ass back and forth while staring their opponent down. I suspect it is only called "rumble strutting" because pet owners don't want to say their little boys are in a thunder thigh competition.