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On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes (lemmy.ca)

submitted 12 hours ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

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[–] brandon@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A slightly related, but true, biology fact is that all mammals (with the exception of sloths and manatees) have seven neck vertebrae. So, humans and giraffes actually have the same number of bones in their necks.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, I've heard that--in fact, I made the joke largely because I expect lots of people to mentally start saying, "well actually..." before getting to the punchline.