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"And then the evil bad cop who was secretly a terrorist manipulates the dumb naive youth into protesting police violence, causing a riot which is used as a distraction for the bad cop to do a bank heist and now it's up to the handsome good cop who doesn't play by the rules to stop the bad cop while rolling his eyes at the dumb leftists who are so easily manipulated by their emotions"

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also the naive young vegan anarchist is a massive misogynist, yet the main character cop is the perfect dad and husband who would do anything for his devoted wife.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or: Even though the main character cop is the perfect dad and husband who would do everything for his family, his ungrateful b*tch wife has divorced him. However, when she gets taken hostage by the (Russian or Arab) terrorists the protagonist hero cop has to save her which makes her realise the errors of her ways and come back home.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

In the sequel, action hero man meets Natasha, a simple and uncomplicated women who hasn't been corrupted by the selfish propaganda of breadtube. Action hero man takes her away from the local mens who don't respect her like whyte man™ does. Finally Natasha is free from her walkable city with functioning infrastructure, to forever live in the eden that is Southern Ohio,

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

This is almost verbatim the plot of True Lies, except they aren't divorced and Arnie's character is some agent type, so not technically a cop.