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US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse stolen from downtown DC restaurant (www.cnbc.com)

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[–] putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was my first thought. Wtf is she carrying that much cash? Bribe money? I dk about the rest of you but when I pay for things in the thousands of dollars I’m not paying in cash.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bribes for someone as high up as her are surely more than $10k.

That's drug money. Straight up.