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[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 130 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 58 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 48 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us

it's pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don't matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn't matter in comparison to its feelings.

affluenza alienating people from reality.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

don't worry; they don't need excuses to do that anymore. look at what they did to the guy at columbia university!

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Summed him up perfectly. Him being autistic might explain some of his traits, but it doesn't account for him being a complete cunt who knows exactly what he's doing.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don't even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

We're calling the "Gulf of America" Twitter? Who is "we" and where the fuck is the "Gulf of America"?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

If you image search for the abbreviated form of "Gulf of America, This Space Exactly" (GOATSE), that should clearly show where the Gulf of America is.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?

Pretty much only on Twitter

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

pretty sure that anything-but-the-truth social site and stock market sham also has mention of that name.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?