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[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Sorry, but this is a bit too much of #thathappened for me.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 129 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ThatHappened is a flat circle. Sometimes things are so conveniently contrived looking that they did really happen. Truth is stranger than fiction.

The most believable part is that is what a Rogen fan would say.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

maybe it's less of a flat circle and more of a downward spiral.. or maybe things are just getting more and more stupid every day.. or maybe it's a cyclical decline.. or maybe THE PRESIDENT IS SELLING CARS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe. But i've never actually met or talked to anyone that says shit like that. Do you guys discuss podcasts like this with friends, or even worse, randoms? It's like taking about some reality show or something, who cares what an idiot has to say about a subject. It boggles my mind.

This kind of wordvomit has to be related to close to 2 decades of 140 character limit "discussions" online. I never understood why anyone would want twitter, and i get a greater feeling of justification in my belief for every day that passes.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 14 hours ago

I've typed sentences like that in the past in online ~~shouting matches~~ discussions, does that count?

Also, yes, I discuss podcasts with friends and coworkers.

And then sometimes rogan or täte can come up, if said coworker "hates Mondays" (to use a term from Innuendo Studios excellent YouTube series on the Alt Right Playbook)

[–] tischbier@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Sometimes you’re in a social gathering that’s polite and one guy invited has a bug up his ass. Like, I have a guy in my social group who keeps joking that women are going to get forced to get pregnant. All the men in the group now vocally tell him it’s not funny. He’s not even weird in other ways that are noticeable.

I’ve also met full gown men who still love Rogan and believe the sentiment of the post. They are often kind of close minded and dumb.

Just be really grateful you haven’t had the misfortune to run into these members of society haha

(I agree with your sentiment about twitter. I never saw the draw)

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dunno. I presume something close to the second part happened, too. A Neuroscience PhD would not likely marry an imbecile.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The husband quote is what I (husband of wife with masters degree), would have thought to say in the car on the way home.

[–] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

People using the word "intellect" in the same sentence as rogan makes the first part quite unbelievable too. Also, in my experience, people also refer to themselves as PhDs or physicians, because saying "doctor" outside of formally addressing one doesn't reveal anything about what the person actually does other than their ""intellect"".

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

"And then everyone around us stood up and clapped at my husband's response."

[–] Viracochina@reddthat.com -1 points 13 hours ago

Thanks for apologizing

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate to say this, but this is one of the most Reddit flavoured “thathappened” posts I’ve seen on lemmy

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 3 points 23 hours ago

One negative thing about Reddit's slow downfall is that all the same shitty actors will start to come over here and employ their same old boring karma farming tactics. Hopefully the way lemmy is federated keeps things from getting too shitty. Reddit's corporate overlords are getting more and more controlling. On lemmy, at least for now, you can just hop instances if you start getting cranky.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe the first part. I dont believe the quick and clean comeback.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I do. Because it's not the first time that someone talked down to his doctor wife, and it won't be the last.

I'm sure the first time he said nothing, but by the fifteenth time, you get good at it.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Yeah, my wife has a higher level of education than me, and I get it.

Fair point honestly, i can see it.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My best friend's uncle's ex girlfriend was there and she said everyone clapped as well.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

The husband? Albert Einstein.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Idk, the US is currently run by a Nazi admirer who is famous for bankrupting businesses, yet hosted a celebrity reality TV series about running a business, and while being a known adulterer is somehow generally supported by Christians in the country.

That doesn't even begin to get into the DOGE shit show... Reality right now is a massive #thathappened

[–] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

yup. story's total bullshit.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Everyone clapped. It was awesome. Completely owned the guy.