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Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!" (fedia.io)

submitted 14 hours ago by Nougat@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!