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Working 60 hours a week so your cats can have premium Dr Elsey Litter™, your kids can get Hot Wheels Ultimate Garages™ and Barbie Dreamhouses™ for Christmas, and so you never run out of Pampers™. And so you can get a premium comfort banana cleaner device for cheap. May your cats be happy, your kids scream as if they got a NINTENDO 64!!!!! Oh My GAWD!!!!!!!, your babies be dry and comfy, and your bananas be clean.
But to really answer the question, riding a $1000 e-scooter I bought for $600 and eating meals that cost between $30 and $60. And saving for future rent WHEN I fucking win a housing lottery. Thanks Amazon!
Please tell me: what is a banana cleaner device?
A device that cleans the outside of bananas, of course. What else could it possibly be? The most popular ones have multiple settings for deep cleaning, are portable, and rechargeable so it's ready every time you need to clean a banana.
Right, that's what I figured.