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Job offer (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] proper@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

idk sounds fun

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It seems like you tend a bar. How hard could that be?

[–] EmilieEvans@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago

SELECT

'Tequila' AS Ingredient0,

'Lime Juice' AS Ingredient1,

'Cointreau' AS Ingredient2,

'Crushed Ice' AS Ingredient 3

FROM

liquor_cabinet

[–] proper@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is fully better than "go be a farmer", at least. Not because nobody wants to be a farmer, but because software developers actually grasp what's involved in bartending, and not just a fictional themepark version.