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Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.
:p knew it.
I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.
I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.
Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.
Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they're six.
Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.
Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?
lol are you that worked up about this?
Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p
Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.
I was a fucking kid. Everyone's penis is small when you're six.