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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they're six.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

lol are you that worked up about this?

Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p