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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

To be fair, it's really hard to tell what you were saying. It took a few re-reads to parse your comment into something that makes sense.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -1 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

its simple the onion is shit now and they are owned by totally different people now so basing something of the onion does not mean the same thing anymore.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Sentences, man. Run-on sentences make people's heads hurt. I eventually got your message, but without reasonable punctuation, most readers just see a jumble of loosely-connected words.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

maybe im not a grammar Nazi for random comments on the internet. i do not give a fuck about your punctuation i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation. i do not even want to talk about punctuation its stupid. maybe get better.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation.

people absolutely do, you even used the term "grammar Nazi" and still made that comment 😂. Maybe get better.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

yes i used the term "grammar Nazi" do you even know what it means? you seem to be confused. Maybe get better

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You replied 3 weeks later, I must have really bothered you.

Hahaha

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

yes of course that's why its 3 weeks later and not after your reply because i care so much very logical. why would anybody reply when they feel like it when they log back in. very smurt.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We do if we can't understand any of your comments.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 0 points 17 hours ago

who is we? you mean you.

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