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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sentences, man. Run-on sentences make people's heads hurt. I eventually got your message, but without reasonable punctuation, most readers just see a jumble of loosely-connected words.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

maybe im not a grammar Nazi for random comments on the internet. i do not give a fuck about your punctuation i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation. i do not even want to talk about punctuation its stupid. maybe get better.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation.

people absolutely do, you even used the term "grammar Nazi" and still made that comment 😂. Maybe get better.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

yes i used the term "grammar Nazi" do you even know what it means? you seem to be confused. Maybe get better

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You replied 3 weeks later, I must have really bothered you.

Hahaha

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

yes of course that's why its 3 weeks later and not after your reply because i care so much very logical. why would anybody reply when they feel like it when they log back in. very smurt.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The other guy was right, you do have run on sentences and a lack of grammar.

yes of course that's why its 3 weeks later and not after your reply because i care so much very logical.

Yes, of course that's why it's 3 weeks later and not after your reply, because I care so much; very logical.

why would anybody reply when they feel like it when they log back in.

What!?

I look forward to your next jumble of words.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

dude your still here replying and just repeating what somebody else already said you cant even find your own shit to say. nobody cares dude you are just projecting like the other dude acting like anybody cares about this. why even reply to a jumble of words then. its fucking stupid. oh and i really really really really care about your reply just to make that clear i take that shit very seriously like i take the internet very seriously so go ahead and entertain me.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

dude your still here replying and just repeating what somebody else already said you cant even find your own shit to say. nobody cares dude you are just projecting like the other dude acting like anybody cares about this.

You came back to continue this, so you clearly care... A lot.

why even reply to a jumble of words then. its fucking stupid.

Why bother posting when you only speak in gibberish? Especially when you hate Grammar Nazis so much.

oh and i really really really really care about your reply just to make that clear i take that shit very seriously like i take the internet very seriously so go ahead and entertain me.

I know you do, because you will reply to this comment, dance puppet.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We do if we can't understand any of your comments.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -1 points 21 hours ago

who is we? you mean you.