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To be fair, it's really hard to tell what you were saying. It took a few re-reads to parse your comment into something that makes sense.
And even that we all lost too many braincells.
its simple the onion is shit now and they are owned by totally different people now so basing something of the onion does not mean the same thing anymore.
Sentences, man. Run-on sentences make people's heads hurt. I eventually got your message, but without reasonable punctuation, most readers just see a jumble of loosely-connected words.
maybe im not a grammar Nazi for random comments on the internet. i do not give a fuck about your punctuation i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation. i do not even want to talk about punctuation its stupid. maybe get better.
We do if we can't understand any of your comments.
who is we? you mean you.
people absolutely do, you even used the term "grammar Nazi" and still made that comment 😂. Maybe get better.
yes i used the term "grammar Nazi" do you even know what it means? you seem to be confused. Maybe get better
You replied 3 weeks later, I must have really bothered you.
Hahaha
yes of course that's why its 3 weeks later and not after your reply because i care so much very logical. why would anybody reply when they feel like it when they log back in. very smurt.
The other guy was right, you do have run on sentences and a lack of grammar.
Yes, of course that's why it's 3 weeks later and not after your reply, because I care so much; very logical.
What!?
I look forward to your next jumble of words.
dude your still here replying and just repeating what somebody else already said you cant even find your own shit to say. nobody cares dude you are just projecting like the other dude acting like anybody cares about this. why even reply to a jumble of words then. its fucking stupid. oh and i really really really really care about your reply just to make that clear i take that shit very seriously like i take the internet very seriously so go ahead and entertain me.
You came back to continue this, so you clearly care... A lot.
Why bother posting when you only speak in gibberish? Especially when you hate Grammar Nazis so much.
I know you do, because you will reply to this comment, dance puppet.