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[–] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago
  1. Condoms
  2. Lube
  3. Wine
  4. Metal coat hangers
  5. Duct tape
  6. Bandaids
  7. Turkey baster
  8. Teen Magazine
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 10 hours ago

You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

"Oh don't worry. That's for after." wiggles eyebrows