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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 83 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 97 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I'd probably believe it's actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with..

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's an entire website dedicated to relating each passage in the bible about the antichrist to trump. I don't remember what the site was, but a quick google search should get the result.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I've seen it and it's damn convincing, pun intended 😁

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

There's the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos

13:3:

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

I have some bad news for you about several Olympic events..

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How does one doom preps? Chainsaw, shotgun, green armor?

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

No, that's Christmas.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago

It does have grifters trying to "crack a code" in the bible. This "prophecy" is based on one of those grifters' prophecy.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

So not all Doomsday prophecies were wrong! 😮