Don’t you dare call us American! Next thing you know we’ll stop apologizing for everything and actually build a military with jets instead of snowmobiles!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry about that. Can I be Canadian now?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you skate and hit a top corner slapshot? If so, yes. Here’s your complimentary Tim’s card! That’s ten free coffees on the house!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, but I'm not a sports guy. I like maple syrup though, does that count for something?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you track down thieves? We’ve had issues with maple syrup heists!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'll try my best. But I'm an engineer, not a detective.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

I'll allow it.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Rename it NUTO. No US Treaty Org.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Expecting the US to not maintain its monopoly on the demonym "American" is the same thing as expecting dogs not to bark at the mailman. Other western hemisphere countries shouldn't have dragged ass becoming independent.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

It's not the "no americas club," they're allowed 1