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[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How to make young men angrier? Tell them a healthy amount of maturation (7 to 21 times a month according to Google but usually just when you feel like it is fine) is unhealthy and to stop for a month. No air November up next!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NNN is just another way conservatives try to control Americans. They're hitting that incel population right where they live, moms basement.

I say, fap all you want boys.

#faptokamala #fuckconservatives

/s

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So what ur telling me is that 60 times a month is bad?

That's like twice a day, those are rookie numbers.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd consult a doctor.... if you can still move.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is jerking off in the morning and then at night so rare???

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I could easily make 60 a month happen even close to 40 if I wanted. Once you hit triple digits is when the worry should really begin

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah when I was a teen it was like 3-4 times a day every day. I’m 30 now so I needed a sanity check lol

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that'll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there's one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that's about it

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I miss spicy dreams. All of mine for the last few years has been me going to high school and middle school again and not remembering my locker code or forgetting a project.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't happen often, but they're pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard "the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out." :/

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Hey you and me both with the teeth falling out! In my variant of these dreams, my molars start to crack and shatter and small bits of the tooth start falling out/are loose.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think he knows about second jerkfast, Pip.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What's jerktaters, precious? What's jerktaters?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That probably depends on a lot of things, including age, general health, and relationship status.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does. Because now somebody can jerk YOU off, and it won't inflate your own score.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

True but my 2 a day exists outside of my wife. She just adds on to it. My high score is intact 🙏

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The thing is, it originally was part of 4chan's impossible challenges, which did include no air april and no shit september. 9gag users tried to claim no fap november (as it was known originally) was to raise awareness of men's issues like prostate cancer and mental health stuff, which was false.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think there is a real issue with porn addiction. I varies by the person but I have met people who have serious issues.

I think it is all very personal. Do what you want to do. No one will know any different as chances are you aren't doing in for an audience.

I also think the porn industry has questionable ethics.

[–] coolfission@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

You don’t need to watch porn to masturbate.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think there is a real issue with porn addiction. I varies by the person but I have met people who have serious issues.

I think it is all very personal. Do what you want to do. No one will know any different as chances are you aren't doing in for an audience.

I also think the porn industry has questionable ethics.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Again you are just oarroting right wing religious nonsense