Chekhovs_Gun

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You Too in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
NNN in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What's jerktaters, precious? What's jerktaters?

NNN in c/memes@lemmy.world
Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The apartment in Big Daddy was awesome and I was like ain't no way Adam Sandler's character can afford that!

NoStupidQuestions in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just mostly dead

As a bike rider, I forget this is a thing. Asked my neighbor, he pays $350/month in insurance alone 🙃 in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He's not suggesting to put that $554 under your mattress. He means to put it in some sort of retirement account, where that sweet sweet compounding interest goes to work.

House of Flesh in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And everything is orange

My portfolio looks much cleaner though in c/memes@lemmy.world
Blessica Blimpson in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
TIL that Elon Musk was an illegal immigrant in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me not knowing much about you often lends itself to me liking you more.

Stop already, I'm married.

Eat lead in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Should you trust that doctor? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You've got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?

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