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Yeah knocking out 99% of cheaters honestly is a pretty good strategy.
And for students, if you're reading through the prompt that carefully to see if it was poisoned, why not just put that same effort into actually doing the assignment?
Maybe I'm misunderstanding your point, so forgive me, but I expect carefully reading the prompt is still orders of magnitude less effort than actually writing a paper?
Eh, putting more than minimal effort into cheating seems to defeat the point to me. Even if it takes 10x less time, you wasted 1x or that to get one passing grade, for one assignment that you'll probably need for a test later anyway. Just spend the time and so the assignment.
If you're a cheater, it all makes sense.
Disagree. I coded up a matrix inverter that provided a step-by-step solution, so I don't have to invert them myself by hand. It was considerably more effort than the mind-boggling task of doing the assignment itself. Additionally, at least half of the satisfaction came from the simple fact of sticking it to the damn system.
My brain ain't doing any of your dumb assignments, but neither am I getting a less than an A. Ha.
Lol if this was a programming assignment, then I can 100% say that you are setting yourself up for failure, but hey you do you. I'm 15 years out of college right now, and I'm currently interviewing for software gigs. Programs like those homework assignments are your interviews, hate to tell you, but you'll be expected to recall those algorithms, from memory, without assistance, live, and put it on paper/whiteboard within 60 minutes - and then defend that you got it right. (And no, ChatGPT isn't allowed. Oh sure you can use it at work, I do it all the time, but not in your interviews)
But hey, you got it all figured out, so I'm sure not learning the material now won't hurt you later and interviewers won't catch on. I mean, I've said no to people who I caught cheating in my interviews, but I'm sure it won't happen to you.
For reference, literally just this week one of my questions was to first build an adjacency matrix and then come up with a solution for finding all of the disjointed groups within that matrix and then returning those in a sorted list from largest to smallest. I had 60 minutes to do it and I was graded on how much I completed, if it compiled, edge cases, run time, and space required. (again, you do not get ChatGPT, most of the time you don't get a full IDE - if you're lucky you get Intellisense or syntax highlighting. Sometimes it may be you alone writing on a whiteboard)
Of course that's just one interview, that's just the tech screen. Most companies will then move you onto a loop (or what everyone lovingly calls 'the Guantlet') which is 4 1 hour interviews in a single day, all exactly like that.
And just so you know, I was a C student, I was terrible in academia - but literally no one checks after school. They don't need to, you'll be proving it in your interviews. But hey, what do I know, I'm just some guy on the internet. Have fun with your As. (And btw, as for sticking it to the system, you are paying them for an education - of which you aren't even getting. So, who's screwing the system really?)
(If other devs are here, I just created a new post here: https://lemmy.world/post/21307394. I'd love to hear your horror stories too, as in sure our student here would love to read them)
This in reply to a person who took more effort to write a program that wrote out the steps for inverting a matrix so they didn't have to do the busy work of inverting a silly number of them? Kinda sounds like they prefer really understanding and challenging work to busy work is all.
if this is how you interview, your company sux.
Your fellow tech bro with a big fat tech job.