Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Either way, you're in for quite the Journey

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wanna see my Whitesnake?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm calling the The Police!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll be watching you.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

with an Electric Eye.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

It's time to be heading out to the highway, I see.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It might be all night (but it'll be alright).