Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whose limericks stopped at line four

Bad rhythm. Should be “whose limericks would stop at line four”

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That depends on whether you treat "limericks" as a trochee (long-short, i.e. "lim-ricks") or a dactyl (long-short-short, i.e. "lim-er-icks").

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Egerlach, they once called this bard

Who'd school any with whom he did spar

Whether trochee or dactyl

word choice was impec'ble

master of prosody, unflappable.