Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Try this one at a party:

Ask some people "what is 100 minus 1?"

Next, ask them "what is 45 plus 44?"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's the joke?

[–] Kentaree@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's the answer?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

89?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Ork ork ork, you eat soup with a ... ?

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

I drink from the bowl.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

With a spoon. Honestly, these aren't jokes