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That fact is mind blowing, but in no way is that fact fun. Hula hoops are fun.
The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.
There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.
And a 100% chance if you're on the same half-full subway car as Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart.
I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying 'I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.'
I'd make an exception to that rule for you ;-)
Yeah, vegans aren't known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.
I'll have you know, though, that while I'm a hippie in the "far left anti-authoritarian pacifist" way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁
Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.
As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?
I'm gonna guess "both" 🤷
You're a great guesser!
One of my existingest qualities!