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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And a 100% chance if you're on the same half-full subway car as Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying 'I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.'

I'd make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, vegans aren't known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

I'll have you know, though, that while I'm a hippie in the "far left anti-authoritarian pacifist" way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?

I'm gonna guess "both" 🤷

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

One of my existingest qualities!