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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

[–] npz@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

(for demonstration purposes only, please don't think I'm like this)

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 15 points 9 months ago

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is up with the W's?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Its part of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w's instead of R's?

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

[–] Frigid@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

What I got from this is that you're the bottom in this relationship.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke's voice and it made it bearable.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that 'UwU' entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

[–] BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Block me harder daddy :3