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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I can listen to any phone conversation that I want, but do not because of my sense of professional responsibility."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Although I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service."

[–] FractalAsymmetry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still the best game I've ever played.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My favorite line of theirs is "the dead people are underground and I have brought flowers because I am sad."

[–] Riftinducer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was always a fan of "Over time, my husband will lose interest in me sexually, but he will always love my pie"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That one's my second favorite!