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submitted 10 months ago by Vode_An@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

The ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Poor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

You should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.

this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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