Vode_An

joined 1 year ago
[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

In matters of romance, everyone is a winner. Not a zero sum game (although if it’s a zero-cum game that’s just called edging)

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

No, buying used chromebooks from sketchy Craigslist ads with the pickup location being a van down by the river is actually cheaper and easier.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Typing out the phrase “ninety-four IQ ladies only” in order to satisfy both conditions

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

not until the admech gets invented. Don’t have implanted speakers and screech out binary? Congrats, human language.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

That would be cool, actually. Venus is in retrograde therefore we get the error card of the inverted cups.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

which is one digests better in my ass?

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml -5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I like that, its exactly what it says on the tin. Something did indeed go wrong. When I get a blue screen, I didn't , I got an error that lead to a crash...also known as something going wrong.

People may not like it, but the closer a machine is to communicating in a human like manner the better it is.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Mastering Linux Security and Hardening, 2nd Edition" is a great read, my Live Raizo install was very soft when I started reading it and thankfully it is absolutely turgid after applying the knowledge found within.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It is romantic as fuck though, fucking is the subject matter

 

Perdonatela, perché non sa quello che chiede.

 
 

Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

 

Italians have great raw ingredients, if only somebody would teach them how to use them.

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Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

 

Greetings fellow privacy enjoyers,

Short of blackout curtains or storm shutters what’s a good way to make sure the window is secured?

Thank me in advance

 
 

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