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I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.
Is there a git? Pleeeeese let there be a git!
count.bat sounds a lot cooler.
Even Avogadro's number?
Shouldn't have anything to do with bats, then.
How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?
One, ah ah ah.... Two, ah ah ahhh ... Hold on, this might take a while
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One molar mass, two molar mass, a-three molar mass ah ah ah.
Does it run with wine on Linux?
I'm interested