[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 52 points 4 months ago

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago
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