Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I said, "Fine, suit yourself."

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[–] Hephoh2@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems needle-ss to say that though

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seams so.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying this thread

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm dyeing! Isn't there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Lets hem it in.