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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I ask my google assistant to make my light blue, sometimes it plays a random song with blue in the title and ignores me for a bit.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like Google Assistant has gotten increasingly worse over the years. Functionality is being removed and it’s getting less reliable.

I loved the kitchen speaker’s integration with my shopping app, which I shared with my roomie. As I was cooking I’d just be all “Add this to my list” and it would, but now they’ve disabled that API so all it does now is say that it doesn’t understand things.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, they've made a sea lion AI! 🤦

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This oddly enough fits in very well in a different conversation thread I’m in right now.