streaming pile of dog shit

I didn't realize this was a typo and imagined an actual flowing stream of dog shit, and the economist dipping his hand into it like a child would in a chocolate fountain.

I agree, there are still ways to sell your food cheap though. A good example is a vegan/vegetarian burger place near me. Demand for that kind of food is high because it's a liberal college town, but that restaurant is the only one of its kind here, so it's always full. Also they sell more fancy, more expensive dinner options in the evening which I'm sure subsidizes the cheap burgers. And if you mainly go there for their burgers you might return for dinner sometime to try out those options. They've existed for around 10 years now and their cheapest burger has stayed at 4,50€ that whole time.

Granted it's hard to know what kind of demand there is in your town without trying some stuff and maybe failing.

Plonk on my couch, cronch on some chips and at the end push the crumbs off my shirt. Yeah I do that very regularly.

Huh I should probably get my cat to the vet... He likes to eat small amounts of hair, leaves, dust and almost all human food (bread, uncooked pasta, sweets, etc. etc.). Of course only until we stop him. We thought he's just bored and a bit stupid but it's definitely not normal.

Edit: we bought cat litter that had grain in it... Yup he ate that out of his litter box a few times :) :)

Yup, they will hate being put on a diet of course but you will have them around and happy much longer.

In the call center I get around 4 hours before I start blabbering nonsense. Luckily I only work 5 hours a day.

He still likes chilling there to this day

My cats aren't allowed in the kitchen because it's basically our storage room for anything the cats would otherwise destroy, so I'd put the cat grass in the kitchen for most of the time and only put it out for them sometimes. That way the grass has time to recover in between.

To be honest though I'm terrible at keeping plants alive so I don't buy cat grass. I've resorted to giving them normal grass I collect outside. My cats eat that too.

Wtf is a greeble?

Yup there's a cupboard nearby. He likes to use my back when I'm hovered over the bathroom sink too though