Is there an option for "being tortured right now?"

Yeah, the Arch Wiki is incredible, even as a non-Arch user, it's such a valuable source of knowledge.

Man, that guy's an utter fucking cunt.

Pretty sure that describes pretty much the entire planet now.

Cor, that all sounds amazing.

The bit in the RPG when your character gets captured and you lose all your gear, and have to do the shitty stealth thing.

Desktop: Ubuntu, mainly because that's what we support at work

Servers: Debian/Proxmox