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Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

We should have listened to the warning delivered by the elder Millennials

Those Göbekli Tepi vultures play a mean game of basketball, they are our only hope for SpaceAirJamBud 3

technologically

Not only that, according to his lore they also had psionic powers and could make stuff levitate.

Wonder if they were friends with the lost civilization on Mars (yes, he also believes this)...

I was gonna say "At least somebody paid taxes" ...

but I was thinking of Kent Hovind and Dinosaur Adventure Land

I cast Eurotrochilus inexpectatus!

Weird attempt at being pedantic considering that this is undoubtedly not an actual AK-47

Also the AK and StG 44 are clearly submachine guns based on their developmental history, and submachine gun is clearly a very small machine gun. And the US legal definition agrees :B

Epitoky/Shizogamy is where it's really at

They used to be moderately common in the before times, like 2.5 inch IDE HDD times.

For added horror those often where Y cables, too.

He didn't have much time left in either case so at least he died famous.

(The average Humbold penguin in the wild gets to like 17 or 18 years with like 20 max. Though in captivity they can get to like 30 or in rare cases late 30s)

Yeah, very funny giving it such a cutesy name so you drop your guard but once you learn what it is actually called you won't be laughing anymore:

Japanese long-tailed bushtit

I'm just glad the parents named her that before the last season of GOT released.

Otherwise it would be even more concerning.

Thanks to vtubers you can now also watch catgirls write Linux drivers for their audio interface, live!