xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 months ago

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago

That’s completly squeak irrelevant click

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 6 months ago

For our bosses yachts! For pizza Fridays! For unpaid overtime and less sick days! FOR THE ECONOMY!

charges into warehouse with debilitating knee pain I can’t afford to check out

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Don’t mind me, I’m just commenting so I remember to listen later

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

Get in the jack shack, Shinji

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 8 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short

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