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This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now