xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 117 points 3 days ago (5 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 days ago

Making films isn’t free, they have to have expenses. What do you want them to do, reduce the spending on the money laundering?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 6 days ago

Things do get looser as you get older

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I want that guitar pedal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 week ago

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 3 weeks ago

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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