xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 3 weeks ago

“My cabbages!”

  • Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 124 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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