wahfflez

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cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink. (lemmy.world)
 
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Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. (lemmy.world)
 
My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

dont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd

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idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜 (lemmy.world)
 

mr beast reminds me of a chinchilla

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My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober (lemmy.world)
 
i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

he doesn’t understand taxes. i beat him. get it through ur thick head

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the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. (lemmy.world)
 
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i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are (lemmy.world)
 
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(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron (lemmy.world)
 
[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (5 children)

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack (lemmy.world)
 
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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
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ur not invited to samsara bro (lemmy.world)
 
Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
rodussy in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

YSK: How to interact with US police in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such

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