If I don't appear perfect, I'm not humaaaan!!!

Whoa. My mind only serves up "Elf"

No no no no no. These guys don't get a glow-up, they're already too damn pretty

Lol I agree with some of your points. The beauty of subjectivity is that you expressed an opinion, and that I can say with equal authority: Linkin Park is a great band and your opinion is incorrect

"Your subjective experience needs to be the same as my subjective experience" in more words lol

It totally does... But I kind of want it anyway

Turtles: The Pinnacle of Evolution.

Waiting on the inevitable "wait til you hear about crabs" response 😁

Unlike humans, who are notoriously limited in their housing choices by an evolutionary disadvantage known generally as, "the market."

Don't be silly. If one should get double tapped, you have a progressively smaller gun. For emergencies

Or beat him to within an inch of his life, as the case may be

Yeah this is my experience as well. I don't have much technical knowledge about it, but Firefox with ublock seems to be the enemy of captcha and CloudFlare

For the first time, I caught loss before loss was pointed out to me 😅