In Abraham Lincoln's day, everyone just rocket jumped to get to the second floor!

The mythical cat nest

The mythical Renardeaux, Quebec, the nation's best-kept secret

Path of Exile's global channels have had a glorious history of unhinged nonsense. A dev was even around to witness this one!

Cone of wrath and vengeance

Is this a picture on your laptop or is it a picture showing Sencha chilling on your laptop?

Both?

Horny instances have the best names.

I usually don’t like sharing 2D games because they’re hard to make look presentable

How so? I don't see the problem.

I believe the first one that was electric and roughly similar to today's was installed there.

Real

Newgrounds is dead serious about preserving its content, even with the death of Flash. Ruffle, the Flash emulator, was created by a former employee and Newgrounds is a major sponsor of the project. The most important movies have been converted to video as well.

When Newgrounds adopted high-resolution thumbnails about a decade and a half ago, there was a big volunteer campaign to recreate thumbnails for the entire back catalogue of the portal.

Thanks to Ruffle, people can and are still submitting Flash content to the portal, in addition to web-friendly content!

Good writing? That's unfortunately wishing for a lot. The best writing in the Borderlands series has happened outside Gearbox.